"This is the dog that (tried to) worry the cat "

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Subduction, the convenient assumption 
 ( .. a.k.a - the Big 'FUDJ' ..) (.. the con ..) (.. the F*'d-up dog-job ..  )

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Plate Tectonics' central pillar
"Keep the facts in the dark and just go with the theory"

Fig.1.  Plate Tectonics' central pillar - the gratuitous assumption of subduction.  Ringing the Pacific and extending to the Mediterranean, earthquakes highlight the zone of deep faults along which so-called 'plates' are said to return to the deep mantle..  [Credit:SPL/mediadrumworld.com]

The medium is the message :=: In which Plate Tectonics is taken to task for blacking out the facts in order to convey the message that they are subordinate to hypothesis and a claim of brilliance, 

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"This is the maiden all forlorn .. "

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( " .. This is the maiden all forlorn .." )

".. That got screwed by the Pied Piper .."
( .. + dogs /cats /rats etc.  .. )

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Chomolungma :-: "Goddess Mother of Mountains,"
or Sagarmatha :-:  “Forehead in the Sky”
or Everest :-:  Peak-15
(Gender disconnect and western patriarchal rebranding.  Just thought I'd mention it.)

Fig.1 ("Holy Cow!") Mountains *not* formed by the collision of plates.  The towering, cool beauty of the Goddess Chomolungma, the Ice Queen, Rock of Ages (Ordovician), chiselled to a peak and thus a poor shadow of her former self.  Gloriously symbolic of Penelope Public & Sophie More getting taken for a ride by the Pied Piper (and not even getting value for money).

Gloria, Penny and Sophie, ... didn't get very far before being waylaid, did they?  Class action coming up.  ('Class', .. 'class', .. 'class')

Or 'crass'? ...Everything about why mountain *BUILDING* is silly.

1.  Princess
2.  Mts index -5m press
3.  Golems
4.  Mts var.
5.  Gearthvar
6   + catalogued
7.  Conclusion /proclaimers.


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A climber's perspective   ..

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"This is the cat that killed the rat .. "

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'Whalebacks'
( .. of oceanic crust as gap-fill between continental fragments .. )

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Hoisting Plate Tectonics on its own petard :=:Ocean floors are essentially *symmetrical* about the spreading ridge. The implications for Plate Tectonics are fatal.

'Plates on the left, .. 'whalebacks' of mantle filling the gap of continental displacement on the right.   ("A plate with a crack in it is One PLATE!").

Where the dichotomy between Plate Tectonics and Earth expansion begins. And finishes.  Almost no need to say more.

(Saying more .. )

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cow

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" This is the cow with the crumpled horn .."
( .."That skewered the dog of subduction'.")

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A single mountain belt encircling the Earth

Mantle breakout focussed initially on Tibet progressed to develop the Pacific, Indian and Atlantic Oceans, increasing the size of the Pangaean Earth by these extents.

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"This is the rat that ate the malt .. "

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But first, we're going to have to talk about Clive ..
( .. then come back  .. )

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"Plates have plates and smaller plates and smaller plates upon them.And plates have plates and more plates And so ad infinitum."

Fig.1.  Clive's doublethink .. is locked by the limitations of a spherical Earth, continents that somehow morph into plates that "move" (crash-bang-wallop as well as a whole lot of other locomotions) "independently" (but are at the same time fixed), .. and is penalised with a 'Pinnochio' for inventing subduction zones to ameliorate the contradiction.  (a) Earth's rocky crust (/'lithosphere'; yellow).  (b) Continents assembled (green).  (c) Plate Tectonics' best dressed version of 'plates'; variation in colour tones distinguish continental lithosphere (light tone) from oceanic lithosphere (darker tone). ["Continents shrinking" + "subduction" = Plate Tectonics]

"Oh! How much? Are you sure you're not overcharging?"
"No Ma'am, we charge by the plate here."
"But, ..but, ...I only had noodles, ..one plate of noodles."
"No Madam. You had five plates. You see? This is one plate and here's another."
"Well I saw that when you served it. ..a crack running right down the middle and at least two others. .What sort of establishment is this, I thought to myself, ..serving cracked plates.. "
"Madam, I can assure you this establishment is of the highest integrity. You had five plates."
"But how can you possibly insist, .. when it is clearly one? The five you are insisting are merely cracks in one plate. It is One Plate."
"No Madam, I must insist. ...five plates."
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"I say, .. over there, ..How many plates am I holding in my hand?
"One plate, Ma'am."
"One plate. Thank you. And you over there?"
"One plate, Darl., ...Wanna root?"
"No thank you. ..There, you see? One Plate."
"No Madam, ..we disagree.  Five plates."
"Well, I never! How are we to resolve this?"
"It's very simple really. May I?"
"Oh dear! Now you've broken it."
"Yes, Madam, ..unfortunately we always have to do this. You see? Two plates. Now, you see? ..three plates, ..and four, ..and five.."
"B..but.. "
"No 'butts', .. unless you would care to take up that gentleman's offer. This establishment ensures Value for Money."
"But I only had one... I'm sure. "
"Madam, ..if you insist on not availing yourself of the extras... well, ..you can hardly say you are not getting value for money."
"I say, ..what can you possibly mean, sir? That I should be literally *screwed* as well?"
"Exactly Madam. Now, if you would be so kind, .. the Bill."

One plate? ... or several? Unity ( or not) is the question that underpins the dichotomy between Earth expansion and Plate Tectonics. ( "A plate with a crack in it is still one plate.") (Especially if that crack is growing.)

(Links to *bill/*semantics.)

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